Miles Austin Dating Kim Kardashian? The Truth Exposed

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According to an offline report by the National Enquirer, our own Miles Austin is dating Hollywood starlet Kim Kardashian. Miles is no stranger to pretty girls, having spent some time at the Playboy Mansion.

The Enquirer is reporting that Austin and Kardashian spent Game 6 of the NBA Finals together (kind of, since they didn’t sit together) and then dined at Casa Vega (where we assume they finally made eye contact).

The Enquirer even goes as far as to write:

“Kim’s carving out more time in her schedule to be with Miles, and she’s telling those close to her that he’s the one.”

While this is likely a bit of a stretch, the fact that Austin has spent time with Kardashian doesn’t seem to be a fairy tale. Remember that Austin spent a bit of extra time working out this spring in L.A.—the home of Kardashian. As ESPN Dallas points out, she is also one of the 15 people he “follows” on Twitter.

We wrote a few months ago what a great fit Reggie Bush would be in Dallas. One of the primary reasons for this (and only a semi-joke) was that Kardashian would come as a package deal (the two were dating at the time).

The ‘Boys obviously won’t be adding Bush anytime soon, but could Kardashian end up spending some time in Big D anyway?

The Truth

Unfortunately, a source very close to Austin has told us that the rumors aren’t completely true.

Austin has spent some time with Kardashian, but at this time, the two are just friends.  So while the Enquirer is reporting that Kardashian thinks he may be “the one,” we are here to tell you not so fast.

We want to see Ms. Kardashian in Dallas more than anyone (well, perhaps not more than Austin). At this point, however, it looks as though our boy needs to put in a little more work to discard the much maligned “just friends” label.

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Kim Kardashian and Miles Austin?
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By now we all know that Reggie Bush and Kim Kardashian are no more.  However, she apparently has enjoyed the NFL life enough that she wants to remain connected.  According to Sports by Brooks, the National Enquirer has a story that has not yet hit the internet which reveals that Kardashian could be dating Dallas Cowboys receiver Miles Austin.  The report claims she invited Austin to Game 6 of the NBA Finals on Tuesday night and, although they didn’t sit together, the two later had dinner together at a restaurant in LA.  Here’s an excerpt from the Enquirer, courtesy of Sports by Brooks:

Kim’s carving out more time in her schedule to be with Miles, and she’s telling those close to her that he’s ‘the one.’ Her mom, Kris, is hoping Miles is the right guy as well. Kim turns 30 in October, and her mother is pushing for her to get married and start a family before too long.”

Get out while you can, Miles.  This family loves the concept of marriage and loves rushing into it.  Kim and Reggie had talked about marriage a couple of times before, and look how that ended up.  Unless she was cheating on Bush for quite some time, she and Austin can’t have been dating for more than a couple months at most.  They probably need some new cast members for their obnoxious show.  Hey, at least the Cowboys receiver can rest assured that Giants, Eagles, and Redskins fans won’t be chanting “ugly sister” at him when he’s playing on the road.